What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:48
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : Thank you.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?
Me : Sure.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : I'm 24.
Me : I don't drink
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
He : Then let's have some coffee
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Tea ?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : No
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.